There was a young lady named Lou
Who fell in love with Andrew.
But Andrew loved Claire,
Who was having an affair
With a man employed by a zoo!
There Was A Young Lady Named Lou
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There was a young lady named Lou
Who fell in love with Andrew.
But Andrew loved Claire,
Who was having an affair
With a man employed by a zoo!
There was a young lady named Lou
Who wrote a book all about glue.
It was a tome most vast
And it’s pages being stuck fast
I could not read that book …
There was a young lady named Lou
Who lost her high heel shoe.
When it was found under my bed
Unprintable words where said,
But that’s strictly between me and you!
There was a young lady named Lou
Who created a website in 1902.
She had her own email address,
Although I must confess
That I am lying to you!
There was a young lady called Lou
Who fell into a vat of glue.
A handsome young doctor named Shane
Said “I share all your pain
For I am in love with you!”.
There was a young lady named Lou
Who wrote a poem about you.
It was extremely salacious
And very vexacious,
But there was nothing I could do!