There was a young lady named Jane
Who purchased a risqué domain.
It’s address was so rude
And her website so crude,
That I refuse to name that domain!
There Was A Young Lady Named Jane
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When A Young Man of Stroud
When a young man of Stroud
Wrote, “death be not proud”,
A poet named John Donne
Sued him (just for fun),
And bankrupted that young man of Stroud!
(“Death Be Not Proud” was written by the English poet John Donne, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Be_Not_Proud_(poem).
When A Young Lady Whose Name Is Sue
When a young lady whose name is Sue
Got stuck in a public loo,
She said, with a sigh,
“I don’t know why
Someone put glue on this loo!”.
A Far-Sighted Young Lady Named Lou
A far-sighted young lady named Lou
Established a company producing strong glue.
Each day at midnight
She would update her website,
Which she started in 1902!
There Was A Young Man of Stroud
There was a young man of Stroud
Who was obsessed with the cyber Cloud.
Where he met
A girl named Yvette,
Who existed in the Cloud.
A Young Lady Whose Name Is Lou
A young lady whose name is Lou
Spanks men with her shoe.
My friend Jim
Says she’s tall and slim,
But I don’t know if that’s true!
A Young Lady Whose Name Is Fay
A young lady whose name is Fay
Said “Valentines was yesterday.
I must confess
That I’ve lost my dress,
And mum’s hair has turned quite grey”!
A Young Lady Whose Name Is Lou
A young lady whose name is Lou
Married a billionaire who was 92.
But when he fell down the stair
A police inspector called Claire,
Couldn’t pin it on that young lady Lou!
When A Young Lady Who Is Divine
When a young lady who is Divine
Asked me to be her Valentine,
My wife Clair
Said, “he is washing his hair”,
But it was washed by 9 …
Lou
When a young lady whose name is Lou
Behaved in a manner most blue,
I said, “you would look quaint
Covered in red paint,
But blue doesn’t suit you Lou”!
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When a young lady by the name of Lou
Jumped in a vat of glue,
And I asked her why?
She made reply,
“Its just something I like to do”!
K Morris - Poet 