There was a young lady named Amie
Who, feeling that life was a little samey,
Modelled for an erotic poster
On a roller coaster,
With a nurse whose name was Janey!
There Was A Young Lady Named Amie
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A Beautiful Young Lady Named Vixen
A beautiful young lady named Vixen
Likes to write flash fiction,
Whilst in my bedroom
And wearing sweet perfume.
But alas, this rhyme is only fiction!
There Was A Young Lady Called Lou
There was a young lady called Lou
Who, due to feeling blue,
Went on a roller coaster
With her brand new toaster,
And a pig whose snout was blue!
There Once Was A Sad Old Clown
There once was a sad old clown
Who made the people frown.
His act was so bad
That it drove them all mad,
So they drummed him out of town!
When A Young Lady with Knobbly Knees
When a young lady with knobbly knees
Said, “your dog undoubtedly has fleas!”,
He remarked, with a bark,
“The truth is stark,
Young lady, you have knobbly knees!”.
When A Young Lady Whose Name Is Gail
When a young lady whose name is Gail
Decided the great ocean to sail,
In a boat of tissue paper,
I said, “’tis a foolish caper!
Please pass me my Daily Mail”.
—
When a young lady whose name is Gail
Decided the great ocean to sail,
In a boat of tissue paper,
I said, “’tis a foolish caper,
You should go to sea on a whale!”.
When A Cat By The Name of Mable
When a cat by the name of Mable
Sat eyeing a bird table,
A crow called Jo
Said, “stay down below,
As this table is very unstable!”.
When A Young Lady Whose Name Is Crystal
When a young lady whose name is Crystal
Said, “elope with me to Bristol”,
And I asked, “why so?”
She replied, “I just happen to know,
That there’s lots to do in Bristol!”.
Leprechaun
A young lady named Dawn
Has most solemnly sworn,
That whilst out last night
By the moon’s bright light,
She saw a leprechaun!
—
A young lady named Dawn
Has stolen my leprechaun.
Whilst out last night
by the star’s bright light
She stole my leprechaun!
—
When a young lady named Dawn
Said, “I saw a leprechaun!”,
My friend Miss Spink
Gave me a wink,
Which displeased that young lady Dawn!
When A Young Lady Named Claire
When a young lady named Claire
Remarked, “trespassers beware!”,
I said, “I beg your pardon,
But this is my garden
And I want you out of there!”.
—
When a young lady named Claire
Remarked, “all trespassers beware!”,
And I said, “I beg your pardon,
But this is my garden!”,
She tossed her long blonde hair.
K Morris - Poet 