There was a young lady called Amanda
Who went to school with a panda.
The teacher did say,
“Take your pet away,
To you I refuse to pander”!
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There was a young lady called Amanda
Who went to school with a panda.
Her teacher said
As he scratched his head,
“Is that your panda Amanda?”
There was a young man called Mark
Who lived with a killer shark.
The creature said,
“My future I dread
But yours is very dark”!
There was a young lady called Flare
Who met a handsome man on the stair.
Several hours later
He said, “I’m a waiter”,
But Flare didn’t care …!
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There was a young lady called Flare
Who met a handsome man on the stair.
Several hours later
He said, “I’m a waiter
And we are blocking the stair …”!
There was a young lady called Samantha
Who went out on a date with a panther.
The panther said,
“I have not yet fed.
Its lovely to eat you Samantha”!
There was a young lady called Coral
Who was extremely moral.
She found
A pound
And looking around
Said, “No one can see you Coral …”!
There was a young man called Mark
Whose view of the world was dark.
Leaning over
The white cliffs of Dover
He said, “To jump would be such a lark”!
There was a young man called Harry
Who wishing his girlfriend to marry,
Bought her a ring.
But she did sing,
“I love a man named Barry”!
There was a young lady called Patricia
Who worked as a wallpaper stripper.
She got a job in a bar
But didn’t go far
As she wasn’t that kind of stripper!
There was a young man called Bill
Who decided to make a will.
He wrote it all out
And his friends did shout,
“But bill, you are living still”!
There was a young poet called McFadden
Whose poems would sadden not gladden.
His dad shook his grey head
And sorrowfully said,
“Write something to gladden, McFadden”!
K Morris - Poet 