My friend whose name is Moria
Has married the local squire.
He sleeps all day
And the people say,
That the squire’s a vampire!
—
A young lady whose name is Moria
Said, “of your poetry I shall never tire.
But oh my sweet honey,
As you have no money,
I shall have to marry the local squire!”.
K Morris - Poet 
Your poetry is amazing, Kevin.
Thank you, Gabriela.
My pleasure. I like this one very much.
I am delighted you enjoyed it very much. All the very best – Kevin
Same to you, Kevin.
Wicked sense of humour! 🙂
Thanks, Kunal! Best wishes – Kevin
Well, Moira is a one, isn’t she, Kevin?! Snubbing you to marry the squire, then, while he’s sleeping, I bet she’s out all day spending his money! No wonder he’s turned to the dark side! 😂
I am sure you are right, Debbie. Its a dull life for a girl when one’s husband is sleeping all day . . .!
Best wishes – Kevin
Poor Kevin. Snubbed for a vampire (allgedly). Moria missed the better man.
Thank you for your kind words and for making me smile! Best wishes – Kevin
This is hilarious! I wonder what the inspiration was, behind this poem?😂
Thank you. I am delighted you like my poem. I enjoy writing humorous verse and there was no particular inspiration/reason behind the poem, other than to bring a smile to the face of my readers, and I’m pleased you enjoyed my verses. Best wishes, Kevin