“It all got a bit out of hand didn’t it sir?” the sergeant said.
“Yes, I admit it. What with everyone shouting “get him off” and the booing I just couldn’t help myself” the man said.
“But a man in your position should have known better sir. I mean you are not unfamiliar, pardon me for saying so, with people exhibiting this kind of behaviour. You should have controlled yourself. There really is no excuse for what happened this evening is there sir?” the sergeant said.
“But everyone else was doing it. I saw eggs, rotten tomatos and bananas being thrown at the stage”.
“Yes sir. We have examined the CCTV and spoken to witnesses who all confirm that things got out of hand but there is, as I said no excuse for your behaviour is there sir?”
“I just couldn’t help myself. I got carried away” the man replied.
“So you admit shouting, “You don’t think I’m funny. How’s this for a laugh? See who’s laughing now” as you sprayed red paint, using a high pressure spray gun, indiscriminately around the playhouse?”
“Look sergeant. I am only human. A comedian can only take so much!”