I know a young lady named Spink
Who has a very unusual kink.
When we passed on the stair
I most solemly swear
That she gave me a significant wink!
—
There was a young man of Liverpool
Who, being a bit of a fool.
jumped into the Mersey river
And started to quiver
As he mistook it for a pool!
K Morris - Poet 
Miss Spink kicked up rather a stink
When she gave her kinkiest wink
The man in the river
Was all of a dither
And said to Miss Spink “Come hither”
Thank you, Lorraine! I like your humour! Best – Kevin
Lol Kevin, i couldn’t help it. And I bet that’s what they all say lol