There Was A Young Shopgirl Of Crystal Palace

There was a young shopgirl of Crystal Palace
Who was sometimes known as Alice.
On a day in November
Or was it December?
She left with the till for Dallas!

2 thoughts on “There Was A Young Shopgirl Of Crystal Palace

  1. obbverse's avatarobbverse

    I like a bit of humorous verse. An offering, if I may?
    Off to Dallas Young Alice has flown,
    Or Avaricious Alice as she’s now known,
    Left, fingers in the till,
    Theft providing a cheap thrill,
    Alice spent no time or interest considering a loan.

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