I know a young lady called Heather
Who likes to dress in leather.
Her good friend Rose
Does poetry compose
About girls who dress in leather …
There was a young lady called Heather
Who wore one single feather.
My good friend Rose
Goes without clothes
In every kind of weather …
K Morris - Poet 
Heather and Rose sound like my kind of ladies!
I shall arrange an introduction, Lucy! All the best – Kevin