There was a young lady called Rose
Who had an accident while using a hose.
She got very wet
And said with regret,
“I can not master this hose!”
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There was a young lady called Lin
Who owned a violin.
She played it at night,
Which was much to the delight
Of the fox who raided her bin!
—
There was a young lady called Hester
Who was a bit of a jester.
In the midst of telling a joke
The poor girl did choke,
And they buried her in Chester!
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There was a young lady called Rose
Who lost all her clothes
While out for a walk.
When her friends did talk
She said,”that’s just the way it goes …!”
Nice piece!
Thank you, I am delighted you enjoyed my limericks. Happy new year to you, Kevin
you’re welcome!
Enjoyed a lot of these..
Thank you. I’m pleased you enjoyed my limericks. Best, Kevin
Keep writing more..
Thank you, I will. Kevin