There Is A Young Lady Named Lorraine

There is a young lady named Lorraine
Who often causes me pain.
Whenever I am cut
By her stilettos on my foot,
She says, “please, don’t wear them again”!

8 thoughts on “There Is A Young Lady Named Lorraine

  1. blindzanygirl's avatarblindzanygirl

    She yelled “Give me back my stilettos
    I’ve fallen right off my panchetto
    It just isn’t fair
    For you don’t have a care
    Even though you’re now singing falsetto

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