When a single young lady called Moore
Went shopping in a store
She met a man named Dan
With a marriage plan.
They married in the church next door …
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When a young Martian came down from Mars
In search of knickers and bras
She bought stockings too
And a high-heel shoe
Then she flew with her bags back to Mars …
K Morris - Poet 
Lol Kevin, I enjoy a good laugh on a Sunday. I particularly liked the one about the one-legged Martian lady! 😀
Thank you. I’m pleased you like my Sunday poems. Enjoy your Sunday. All the best – Kevin
Haha, Kevin, what a lovely poem for a Sunday evening.
I’m glad they made you smile, Robbie. All the best – Kevin