There was a young lady of Madrid
Who down an escalator slid.
A policewoman called Jane
Said “it looks like rain
In that city known as Madrid.
There was a young lady of Madrid
Who down an escalator slid.
A policewoman called Jane
Said “you will injure your brain.
You foolish young lady of Madrid!
K Morris - Poet 
Oh dear! That poor young lady of Madrid. She didn’t have much luck did she!
Indeed. Poor lady!