There was a young lady called Samantha
Who stole my favourite pet panther.
When the panther came back
He claimed to lack
Any knowledge of what happened to Samantha …
There was a young lady called Samantha
Who stole my favourite pet panther.
She rode away on his back
But alas, alack
Samantha now resides in my panther …
There was a young lady called Samantha
Who stole my favourite pet panther.
The creature gave a growl
Which caused her to scowl
And return my favourite pet panther …
K Morris - Poet 
Oh dear. Poor Samantha. She certainly was in the wars wasn’t she! I wonder if the panther has indigestion?
Indeed she was. I have heard that the panther had to pay a visit to Boots the Chemist in order to purchase indigestion tablets.
Oh dear! I bet he needed a lot. Now, there will be a shortage of indigestion tablets!