There was a young lady called Lou
Who hit me with her shoe.
When I ran away
I’m sorry to say
That she hit me with her other shoe!

There was a young lady called Lou
Who hit me with her shoe.
When I ran away
I regret to say
That I stole her other shoe

There was a young lady called Lou
Who hit me with her shoe.
I ran away
That very day
And left Lou stuck in glue!