There Was A Young Chap Called Dan

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There was a young chap called Dan
Who met a girl with a fake tan.
To his surprise
She batted her eyes,
And introduced herself as Ann!

2 thoughts on “There Was A Young Chap Called Dan”

    1. K Morris Poet's avatardrewdog2060drewdog2060 Post author

      Glad you liked it Annette. What a coincidence, your first husband’s name being Dan! Its so sunny in the UK at present, that a fake tan is unnecessary as the real thing can, so easily be got …

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