He tried to make his verse rhyme
But it became worser and worser.
‘Twas perverse
To see
Dog rhyme with tree.
He cudgelled his brains to produce poetry fine
And was convinced beer rhymes with wine.
Inspiration from the great poets he took
And was certain Emily Dickinson
Was Brontae’s sister
And Heathcliff could not resist her.
Finally from the top of Wuthering Heights
He jumped
Hitting the moors with a plop
But his bad poems
Just would not halt.
It was his very great fault
He did not decease
And leave his readers in tranquillity!
Haha! This is far better than almost all bad poetry!
Thanks for your lovely comment Lucy and making me smile so early in the morning! Kevin
My pleasure! Hope you have a great day, Kevin.
You to Lucy, have a lovely day. Kevin
Wow! Really awesome!
I just cannot do poetry at all. i found this so charming! lol Well done you
Many thanks for your kind comment. All the very best. Kevin
Hilarious. I am sure we all recognise ourselves to some extent here lol
Thank you. Many a true word is spoken in jest! Best – Kevin
I know lol