Don’t give me all this stuff about sacking Troy.
You have been shacked up with some girl or boy!
You spin me a line
About men turned into swine.
I am sick of hearing of Circe
And your struggle to be free
I’m fed up with affair after affair!
As for that painted nymph
On a plinth
No doubt she let you go
When she saw how you guzzle your food
In a manner most rude.
Or was she a prude
And was it your language so crude
That caused her to shout
And throw you out?!
Be off once more to the sea
I want to be free
Penelope – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penelope
Odysseus – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odysseus