There was a young man called Mitch
Who married a beautiful witch.
They where happy together,
Whatever the weather
And she owned a cat called Stich.
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There was a young man called Mitch
Who married a very old witch.
She gave him a love potion,
Which caused quite a commotion
As it really made him itch!
K Morris - Poet 
Truly, truly awful. But its awfulness made me smile. Possibly grimace.. 😉
Thank you.