As those of you who follow my blog will know, I have long maintained an interest in the field of artificial intelligence (AI). My fascination with the subject has caused me to become involved in a project to build a poetic robot.
My own model (simply called Kevin) which is, I am sure you will agree most appropriate, has been programmed with all poems composed by me since I first began to write poetry back in 2013.
Want a poem about time? No problem, just ask Kevin for a poem on that subject and he will regale you with a composition on that topic in my own voice. Feeling in a mood to have your ribs tickled? Just ask Kevin for a composition on naughty young women and he will recite a poem about wicked Miss Hocking who lost more than a stocking whilst attending the vicar’s garden party …!
The developer has done a fantastic job. Not only does the robot sound like me, it also looks remarkably life-like and can even change it’s expression. A humorous poem will cause Kevin to smile whilst reciting his composition, whilst a poem about mortality leads to a mournful and thoughtful expression.
Kevin is retailing at a cost of £1000. However, there is a special offer for my readers. Just contact me by 12 noon today with your order and you can have your very own poetic Kevin for the fantastic cost of only £899.!
Happy listening!
K Morris - Poet 
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Many thanks for sharing the news of Poetic Kevin, Michael!
Beautiful! xx Michael
Thank you, Michael. Your Poetic Kevin is on it’s way to you via special delivery to Germany!
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I’m glad you like my latest offering, Chris. Your Poetic Kevin is on it’s way to you via special delivery and (as its you) the cost is a mere £800 so you are getting a bargain …!
I certainly am, Kevin LOL
Oh, darn. I don’t have the money.
Don’t worry, Liz. As its you, I’ll send you one as an Easter/Christmas gift combined, but don’t tell anyone else or they will all want a Poetic Kevin!
You’re a prince among men, Kevin.
Thanks for making me smile, Liz!
You’re welcome, Kevin. 😀