Me, answering my mobile, “Hello”.

Automated female voice, “Our records indicate you may have been involved in a non fatal accident in the last 12 months”.

Now what would be the point of calling someone who had been involved in a fatal accident? Surely a psychic rather than mundane telephony would be in order when contacting a person who had shuffled off this mortal coil? I wonder whether the people behind this annoying cold calling operation are aware of the idiocy of the above automated announcement? I somehow doubt that those running the company in question are going to set the commercial world alight with their intellect …

Kevin