A young lady of Battersea
Invites men round for tea.
A man from Clapham
Says nothing will happen,
But I’m going round to see!
A young lady of Battersea
Invites men round for tea.
A man from Clapham
Says nothing will happen,
But I’m going round to see!
Good one.
I still think my favourite of all time is:
There was a young man from Australia
Who painted him bum like a dahlia
Tuppence a smell was all very well
But thuppence a lick was a failure.
Thank you for your comment and liking my poem, Tony. I enjoyed your limerick. But I’m not at all surprised that the latter line was a failure! Best wishes. Kevin