A Young Lady of Battersea

K Morris Poet's avatarK Morris - Poet

A young lady of Battersea
Invites men round for tea.
A man from Clapham
Says nothing will happen,
But I’m going round to see!

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2 thoughts on “A Young Lady of Battersea

  1. Tony Payne's avatarTony Payne

    Good one.
    I still think my favourite of all time is:
    There was a young man from Australia
    Who painted him bum like a dahlia
    Tuppence a smell was all very well
    But thuppence a lick was a failure.

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