A couple of humorous poems from 2020. It is no longer early morning. However, during the pandemic we could all do with a little humour I think. Kevin
A young man by the name of Spink
Is very fond of a drink.
But when he broke into mine
And drank my fine wine
The judge sentenced him to clink!
(Clink is another word for prison).
—
When a man by the name of Spink
Became lost in a good deal of drink
His wife called Clair,
Who is young and fair
Gave me a nod and a wink …
—
When, on the winding stair
I met a blond called Flair
My wife Anne
Grabbed a frying pan
And ended that affair!
K Morris - Poet 