I met a young lady named Mandy
Who was drunk on fine old brandy.
When she said, “I like Ealing,
And this evening I am feeling …”.
I said, Mandy! Stop drinking that brandy!
I met a young lady named Mandy
Who was drunk on fine old brandy.
When she said, “I like Ealing,
And this evening I am feeling …”.
I said, Mandy! Stop drinking that brandy!
A fine old brandy is excellent. But perhaps Mandy should moderate her drinking of it.
I am rather fond of a fine old brandy myself, Vivienne. However, I agree with you that Mandy would do well to moderate her drinking of it!
I’ll need brandy tonight
From Mandy at midnight
Good luck with that, Ivor! and thanks for making me smile.
I’ll probably be asleep anyhow by then
The good sleep soundly, Ivor